Love redux

by Tushar Burman

Scene: Bed, ready to drop off to sleep.

Me: I bought lots of life insurance for you. Have you bought any for me?
ET: (nods)
Me: Cool! How come you never told me?
ET: I wanted it to be a surprise. (giggles)

Sometimes I get depressed about the things I don’t have. But in other ways, I have exactly what I’ve always wanted.